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You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Tele on Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:24 pm

So let's get it started.

If all the girls with nice boobs work at Hooters, where do the one legged girls work?








IHop!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by MandoSquirrel on Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:18 pm

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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Omegaman on Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:20 pm

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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Tom Bombadil on Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:02 am

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where
are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I m a PANDA! Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Tele on Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:02 pm

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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Tom Bombadil on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:39 am

A friend at work told me about a dozen violist jokes yesterday and this is the one I remember.

What do violists use for birth control?

Their personality.
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by dpoirier on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:21 am

A guy carrying a banjo case walks into an acoustic guitar festival. All the acoustic guitar players, with their Lowdens, Taylors, Martins, etc., look at him wearily... the guy opens his banjo case, and pulls out an automatic machine gun, and says "ok, this is a hold-up, hand over all your expensive acoustic guitars".

One of the guys sitting with his guitar mumbles: "Phew, for a moment there, I thought he was gonna play his banjo!"
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Is it true?

Post by Omegaman on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:42 am


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Re: You know there's going to be one................................

Post by Tom Bombadil on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:43 am

Omega asked "Is it true?"

"I hope so." Perhaps a trip to Portland is in order this summer. Jen and I are trying to figure out where and what to do with our vacations.
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