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You know there's going to be one................................
by Tele Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:24 pm
So let's get it started.
If all the girls with nice boobs work at Hooters, where do the one legged girls work?
IHop!!!!!!!!!!!
If all the girls with nice boobs work at Hooters, where do the one legged girls work?
IHop!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by MandoSquirrel Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:18 pm
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by Omegaman Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:20 pm
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by Tom Bombadil Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:02 am
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where
are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where
are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by Tele Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:02 pm
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by Tom Bombadil Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:39 am
A friend at work told me about a dozen violist jokes yesterday and this is the one I remember.
What do violists use for birth control?
Their personality.
What do violists use for birth control?
Their personality.
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Re: You know there's going to be one................................
by dpoirier Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:21 am
A guy carrying a banjo case walks into an acoustic guitar festival. All the acoustic guitar players, with their Lowdens, Taylors, Martins, etc., look at him wearily... the guy opens his banjo case, and pulls out an automatic machine gun, and says "ok, this is a hold-up, hand over all your expensive acoustic guitars".
One of the guys sitting with his guitar mumbles: "Phew, for a moment there, I thought he was gonna play his banjo!"
One of the guys sitting with his guitar mumbles: "Phew, for a moment there, I thought he was gonna play his banjo!"
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